REVEALED: The top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe
By crowboro_lee | Thursday, August 25, 2011, 15:29
Stand-up comedian Nick Helm has had one of his gags named as the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.
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Nick Helm
He won the award, created by TV channel Dave, for the joke: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
A panel of 10 comedy critics scoured the city's venues to find the best gags and their top 30 were then put to a vote of 3,000 comedy fans.
Veteran entertainer Paul Daniels, who won the wooden spoon for the worst joke of the festival.
He won the dubious honour for his gag: "I said to a fella 'Is there a B&Q in Henley?' He said 'No, there's an H, an E, an N an L and a Y'."
The top ten jokes from this year's Edinburgh Fringe...
1. Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
2. Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."
3. Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."
4. Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car..."
5. Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
6. Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."
7. Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."
8. Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."
9. Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."
10. DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin."
Which one is your favourite or have you heard one better? (Keep it clean please)
Comments
Whats red and bad for your teeth.
A housebrick.
By CaptnSwing at 16:09 on 27/08/11
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Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research
Badoom Toosh!!!
By CaptnSwing at 16:45 on 25/08/11
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